Auditions for You Can’t Get There From Here, February 9 & 10, 2022


7:00 pm, Wednesday, February 9, 2022

7:00 pm, Thursday, February 10, 2022

*Come to one or both


Trackside Theater, 32 E Main St, Luray, Virginia 22835

Performance Dates

Friday & Saturday, April 29 & 30, 2022, 7:30 pm

Sunday, May 1, 2022, 3:00 pm

Friday & Saturday, May 6 & 7, 2022, 7:30 pm

Sunday, May 8, 2022, 3:00 pm**

**Mother’s Day Performance

About the Play

“The Mavis Garner Bed and Breakfast is not the sort of place you’d find on a freeway or even a map. That’s because they get most of the customers from cars disabled when they hit the pothole on Main Street. Scandal-sheet reporter Arthur Lyman decides to do an expose on the pothole “scam” and checks into the bed and breakfast. During his stay he’s fined eight times, dragged across town by the local watchdog and fired from his job. What else could he do but fall in love with one of the proprietors! When his boss shows up and takes over the story, he’s treated to scenes from Shakespeare, slipshod seances and a witch who can’t keep her hexes straight. (from

Director: Barbara Baker

The Characters

Four “middle age” women (a pair of sisters, the editor of local paper, and the young man’s boss)

One woman “late 20s-ish”  (the sisters’ grandniece)

One man “late 20s-ish” (reporter)

One older man (the boss’s boss)

Crew Needed

We are also in need of set builders and designers, artists/painters, and sound engineers to help us produce this play.


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